Can you believe that I am the first person in over 50 years to write a Confucius Say book? Isn't that ridiculous?! I love making people laugh, so when I saw that no one had made any of these, I was shocked! There are so many jokes out there about him!
Some of my favorites:
Confucius Say:
If at first you don't succeed,
Skydiving is not for you.
Confucius Say:
When tempted to fight fire with fire,
Remember, the fire department uses water.
Confucius Say:
Baseball wrong!
Man with four balls cannot walk!
There are many more hilarious ones! Over 600!
Softcover: http://www.amazon.com/Confucius-Say-Comical-Favorite-Philosopher/dp/146110761X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1308707503&sr=8-1
Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/Confucius-Say-Favorite-Philosopher-ebook/dp/B004XNVYIM/ref=tmm_kin_title_0?ie=UTF8&m=AG56TWVU5XWC2&qid=1308707503&sr=8-1
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